Welcome to Evan World

An interesting conversation while brushing the boys' teeth today:

Evan: Welcome to Evan world!
me: What's in Evan world?
Evan: No showers, no pickles, no cucumber, no almonds... no apples, but lots of apple pie!
Nathan: How can you have apple pie without apples?
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me: What about books? Any books in Evan world?
Evan: There are books but you don't have to read them. They read themselves!